Business & Pleasure

it has been a long time since i have decided to watch Dexter Season 3 , i liked season 1 and 2 and have asked for season three from my feed of all you can watch on TV and he confirmed the availability of my request . however , i couldnt find the time to see him nor think about anything else other than work and my newly established business . not to mention that we are running out of time for the Delivery/Launching date. we have prepared the logos yesterday , brainstormed to come out with the best we could .


yesterday i had given an informative session at Khafji for the wireless network there as we are now in the pre-implementation phase. they liked the presentation and the technical discussion now im waiting for the workshop ( the hard part )


Ali has left to Dubai this morning .

35

8 Extension

5 back

im waiting for something which i have been going through for the last 3 months , I hope to pass it safely and without complications.

20 Things You Didn't Know About ... Death

1. The practice of burying the dead may date back 350,000 years, as evidenced by a 45-foot-deep pit in Atapuerca, Spain, filled with the fossils of 27 hominids of the species Homo heidelbergensis, a possible ancestor of Neanderthals and modern humans.

2. There are at least 200 euphemisms for death, including "to be in Abraham's bosom," "just add maggots" and "sleep with the Tribbles" (a "Star Trek" favorite).

3. No American has died of old age since 1951. ( What a good reason )

4. That was the year the government eliminated that classification on death certificates. ( Hehehehehehehe i like this one )

5. The trigger of death, in all cases, is lack of oxygen. Its decline may prompt muscle spasms, or the "agonal phase," from the Greek word "agon," meaning "contest."

6. Within three days of death, the enzymes that once digested your dinner begin to eat you. Ruptured cells become food for living bacteria in the gut, which release enough noxious gas to bloat the body and force the eyes to bulge outward.

7. So much for recycling: Burials in America deposit 827,060 gallons of embalming fluid -- formaldehyde, methanol and ethanol -- into the soil each year. Cremation pumps dioxins, hydrochloric acid, sulfur dioxide and carbon dioxide into the air.

8. Alternatively, a Swedish company, Promessa, will freeze-dry your body in liquid nitrogen, pulverize it with high-frequency vibrations and seal the resulting powder in a cornstarch coffin. They claim this "ecological burial" will decompose in six to 12 months.

9. Zoroastrians in India leave out the bodies of the dead to be consumed by vultures.

10. The vultures are now dying off after eating cattle carcasses dosed with diclofenac, an anti-inflammatory used to relieve fever in livestock.

11. Queen Victoria insisted on being buried with the bathrobe of her long-dead husband, Prince Albert, and a plaster cast of his hand. ( ya salam )


12. If this doesn't work, we're trying in vitro! In Madagascar, families dig up the bones of dead relatives and parade them around the village in a ceremony called "famadihana." The remains are then wrapped in a new shroud and reburied. The old shroud is given to a newly married, childless couple to cover the connubial bed. ( Savage )


13. Sometimes, under the right conditions of temperature and humidity, fatty tissue of a buried body will turn to a soap-like substance called adipocere, or grave wax. Adipocere formation relies on a cold, damp environment and an absence of oxygen; once begun, this saponification can continue for centuries.

14. Well, yeah, there's a slight chance this could backfire: English philosopher Francis Bacon, a founder of the scientific method, died in 1626 of pneumonia after stuffing a chicken with snow to see if cold would preserve it.

15. For organs to form during embryonic development, some cells must commit suicide. Without such programmed cell death, we would all be born with webbed feet, like ducks.

16. In 1907, a Massachusetts doctor conducted an experiment with a specially designed deathbed and reported that the human body lost 21 grams upon dying. This has been widely held as fact ever since. It's not. ( o i was arhuing about it couple of days back bel dwaniya )

17. Buried alive: In 19th-century Europe there was so much anecdotal evidence that living people were mistakenly declared dead that cadavers were laid out in "hospitals for the dead" while attendants awaited signs of putrefaction.

18. Eighty percent of people in the United States die in a hospital.

19. More people commit suicide in New York City than are murdered. ( What about ppl dying in peace !! )

20. It is estimated that 100 billion people have died since humans began.




Now I shall not fear Death
Because I have known Love.
--from Mary Zimmerman's The Arabian Nights

This is the most memorable quote i have heard recently .

الخفجي

امس شاء القدر ان اشد رحالي و اذهب الى الخفجي كالعاده ..

في تكنشن كان مسكين امعلق على الحدود .. و قلت اكسب في اجر و ادخله وياي .. تصريح سيارته منتهي الاثول .. و يوم وصلنه داخل اشوفه طلع بطل ماي و بطل راسه جان تكفخني الريحه !! وله الملعون امدخل معاه عرق .. انا في هاللحظه بالضبط تصرقعتتتتت .. و اقوله لو ماسكيني عالحدود و انت و بطلك وياك شيقولون !!!!!!!! يقول هذا سعودي مجنون ما يفهم ! .. المشكله انه عمره 50 ! زريته من فنيلته الحليه بس كسر خاطري ما قدرت اسويله شي . و قطيت بطله و حسيت اني جني امسويله عمليه ابورشن من كثر ما يحب البطل

اجتمعت مع الاداره المسؤوله عن المشروع و توصلنا الى ان نجتمع الاسبوع الياي مره ثانيه

مريت على الارنب الجائع و اتذكرت ايام الطفوله الارنبيه

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This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart.

Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfit s. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.

Balace Phobia

End of the month ! begenning of the month , middle of the middle , it doesnt actually matter , i would never check my balance ! Do you want a receipt for this transaction , No Thanks i dont wanna check my balance . i got this bank account balance phobia when i used to be a broke student spending money on electricity and water bills and some other silly stuff . i just hate having a limit for the money in my account , i just withdraw money until one day the machine wont respond and i get this message : insufficient funds !

those days are gone , the days where i used to be broke few days after i get my allowance , but i still have this phobia of checking how much money i have , ya here in Kuwait it happened only once where the ATM proudly rejected my request and spat out my card with no money .

i check my account once i get my salary , there is no point of avoiding reality , i just wanna get rid of this !

the Trip and Married Men

thats a picture from the hotel room view , the weather was cold there ( 3 - 16 C )

when you travel with 3 married men and they take off thier wedding rings once they say goodbye to thier wives even before getting into the airplane , then you know there are upto something .

atleast they agreed on one form of the story to tell thier wives once they are back not to get things minggled

H wanted to kill a steward on the airplane , as he asked H to switch off his blackberry , and what the steward doesn't know that the phone takes time to be switched off , so he grabed H's hand which made him get pissed and kick him back on the the leg ! 7amdilla 3adat 3ala 5air . coz when we were going out of the plane he was hidding in the kitchen ( Hense , H is 94 KG on a 198 cm tall roman sculptured body )

Away

tomorrow im leaving for a pleasure , more of a spiritual trip .

Company : Baha , Haytham , Abdulla , Ahmed and Reda .

Painful

هل تسألت ايهما يؤلم اكثر: ان تقول شيئاً وتتمنى ان لا تقوله, او لا تقول شي وتتمنى لو قلته؟

روائع

-قالت لهُ...

أتحبني وأنا ضريرة ...

وفي الدُّنيا بناتُ كثيرة ....

الحلوةُ و الجميلةُ و المثيرة ....

ما أنت إلا بمجنون ...

أو مشفقٌ على عمياء العيون ...

قالَ ....

بل أنا عاشقٌ يا حلوتي ...

ولا أتمنى من دنيتي ....

إلا أن تصيري زوجتي ...

وقد رزقني الله المال ....

وما أظنُّ الشفاء مٌحال ....

قالت ....

إن أعدتّ إليّ بصري ....

سأرضى بكَ يا قدري ....

وسأقضي معك عمري ......

لكن ...

من يعطيني عينيه ...

وأيُّ ليلِ يبقى لديه ....

وفي يومٍ جاءها مُسرِعا ....

أبشري قد وجدّتُ المُتبرِّعا ...

وستبصرين ما خلق اللهُ وأبدعا ...

وستوفين بوعدكِ لي ....

وتكونين زوجةً لي ....

ويوم فتحت أعيُنها ....

كان واقفاَ يمسُك يدها ....

رأتهُ ....

فدوت صرختُها ....

أأنت أيضاً أعمى؟!!...

وبكت حظها الشُؤمَ ....

لا تحزني يا حبيبتي ....

ستكونين عيوني و دليلتي ....

فمتى تصيرين زوجتي ....

قالت ....

أأنا أتزوّجُ ضريرا ....

وقد أصبحتُ اليومَ بصيرا ....

فبكى ....

وقال سامحيني ....

من أنا لتتزوّجيني ....

ولكن ....

قبل أن تترُكيني .....

أريدُ منكِ أن تعديني ....

أن تعتني جيداً بعيوني ....

نجوم البرلمان

عند دخولي البيت الساعه الواحده ليلا واذا بالوالد الله يحفظه قاعد يطالع سكوب .. ما مداني اسلم جان يقولي تعال شوف هالمسرحيه و وسع صدرك و زيد عدد دقات قلبك لانه صحي قبل لا اتنام .. وله مقابله مع الفيلسوف الجويهل و العقلاني محمد الهاجري اللي الظاهر كاخذته العزه بالاثم من قلب و مو راد على احد .. و يوم وصفه المذيع بالفوضوي .. صراحه كان الوصف في محله ..

دولة ديمقراطيه .. و انا شخصيا ما عندي مشكله مع الفرعيات .. معنها تجر عجلة التقدم بالديره حق منحدر اللا رجعه . بس ميخالف ناس و قاعده تتشاور .. بس اللي صار بينهم ( الفيلسوف و العالم الرباني ) كان فصل من احلى مسرحيه سياسيه مو خساره تذدفغع فيها 10 د.ك و تقعد بالصف الاول .. بالضبط كل واحد بيين اجندة الصف اللى اهو في . انصح الكل يشوف المقابله اللي المذيع ما كملها و فركش البرنامج لانه تعطي سنس لي وين وصلنا مع الراس اليابس


نجوم البرلمان الناس اللي لها حظور .. كاريسما ما اتخلص اهم ثلاثه في وجهة نظري و كلهم عندهم مواقف مشرفه و مواقف لك عليها ايماننا منا بان النائب مو نبي مرسل و لا امام معصوم : السعدون - سيد عدنان - مسلم البراك

"The only thing than can save the world is the reclaiming of the awareness of the world , thats what peotry does"

Allen Ginsberg

Men , is time to get married

i was having the same dicussion with my mom 2 weeks ago !!! exactlyyyy

take a look at this